Evolution -- Water cycle -- Lovely -- Twink -- Dino-sore -- Food chain -- Gobblebooky -- Why scientists don't write nursery rhymes -- Scientific method at the bat -- Skeletal study -- You're it -- Mini ha ha (or, the atomic joke is on you)-- What's the matter? -- Senseless lab of Professor Revere -- Amoeba -- Changes -- "Twas the night -- Astronaut stopping by a planet on a snowy evening.

Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith, readers on the accompanying CD.

When the teacher tells his class that they can hear the poetry of science in everything, a student is struck with a curse and begins hearing nothing but science verses that sound very much like some well-known poems.